This morning's Canal Street Snitch shared the following advertisement...
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Dear Mr. Knavish,
I know little about Photoshop and, if only for that reason, am not applying for the post. I am, however, very good at spelling and laughing witheringly should you ever require a proof-reader cum critic. You may pay me in lozenges.
Miss Garnet Psaltery
Dear Miss Psaltery,
I thank you for your answering of the advertisement posted just yesterday in the Snitch. While I appreciate your offer, and may yet intend to make use of your services, it would aid me still more to locate a gifted "Photoshop-er". If you know of any, please let them to know where they may apply.
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Mr. Alastair Knavish
I have experiance with photoshop. (Currently using GIMP, it gets the job done.)
Excellent! May I correspond ((via our email)) further with you on the matter? If so, I look forward to hearing from you!