The New Babbage BAR: What is it, where is it located, and does it serve drinks?

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The New Babbage BAR

What is it, where is it located, and does it serve drinks?

 “If you can’t find it on the BAR then it may or may not exist.”  — Old New Babbage Adage

The BAR, or Babbage Aethernet Reader to be precise, provides a recourse for the NB-Curious to study the haphazard city records concealed within the cloudy aethernet. Though the recorded history of New Babbage is somewhat sketchy, short of over-serving city residents with their choice of lubricants then barraging them with questions, the BAR  remains the single source for both reading the daily adventures of New Babbage citizens, and researching the history of the Sooty City.

You can find the Babbage Aethernet Reader by means of your personal aethernet connection device, using the address: cityofnewbabbage.com.

Unfortunately, the BAR at this time does not serve beverages of any type. One can hope that, through vociferous complaint and citizen urging, the moderators of the BAR might include that function at a later time.