How very sad. I do hope they were insured.
*cough-cough* Bad luck can spread like...well, like fire...
"Nice town you've got here." (Cracks knuckles) "It'd be a shame if something should ... happen to it."
*grins widely* You're speaking my tropes, Mr. Cleanslate. I wholeheartedly agree.
Bump has a newspaper? Bumpers can read?
My poor eyes, I thought the article said the business was 'destroyed by five firefighters'
What a tragedy. I see that Bump is not immune to sudden, entirely accidental fires either.